1. They make a point of not eating what you give them
  2. They make a point of eating what you DON’T give them…or what they’re not supposed to.
  3. Your best efforts at any kind of fun will be thwarted, no matter how fun you actually were.
  4. Your best efforts at any kind of  coolness will be thwarted, no matter how cool they actually were
  5. Teenagers download oxygen off the internet.
  6. Just because it’s a boy, doesn’t mean it doesn’t scream, the tone is just lower.
  7. Your hair will fall in the food.
  8. The toilet seat will enjoy full rest.
  9. The toilet seat will be tainted.
  10. You will be called by a nickname you neither understand, nor want.
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