I have often wondered about how many dissatisfied readers of  “How To” guides have stumbled on my blog only to roll their eyes and navigate back to Google. Out of gratitude to their visits, today I will include, for your perusing pleasure, 5 weird portions of self -help advice.  Are you ready? 5 How to guides you didn’t know you needed.

How to Sharpen Pencils (my apologies for the crude language round the 7th minute)

<p><a href=”http://vimeo.com/60718161″>HOW TO SHARPEN PENCILS</a> from <a href=”http://vimeo.com/pricefilms”>Pricefilms</a&gt; on <a href=”https://vimeo.com”>Vimeo</a&gt;.</p>

 

 

How to Exercise with your Dog

How to Use Ablution Facilities at Work

With this book called: “How to Poop at Work”

How to Make a Fire with an Orange

…I’ll remember this the next time we run out of Blitz…

No How to, would be complete without a little something from the romance section.

How to ACT in love with Your Boyfriend

To read it (and never tell anyone) click here.

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